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Yeah, I know

08 Dec

I lost my groove. I’m aware. I’m going to look for it over Christmas break.

sorry about that.


Breakfast: Early Bird Special

16 Nov

Stu knew before the waitress set the plate down that he was about to experience the best breakfast of his entire life.

“Can you even call it breakfast if you haven’t gone to bed yet?”

“Dude. It doesn’t matter. If it’s served between 5 and 11am, it’s breakfast. It’s like, a law or something.”

“Shut up. There’s no laws about food. Idiot.”

He looked across the booth at his bandmates. This was it. This wasn’t the moment where everything changed. That had happened two hours ago. This was the first moment after it where they calmed the fuck down and enjoyed it.


Breakfast: Incompatibility

15 Nov

“How do you like your eggs?” he asked as she emerged fully dressed from his bedroom.

“Oh.” She looked around the tiny apartment. It had looked so much cleaner last night. “I don’t eat eggs. I’m a vegetarian.”

“Ah.” He slid the pan off the stove. “Guess you won’t want the bacon, either.”

She wrinkled her nose and he tossed it into the trash.

“Toast and jam?” she asked.

“Gluten allergy.” He shook his head.

“Wow.” She spotted her purse near the door.


“Listen, I’ve got a …thing.”

“Right… I’ll call you. We can get coffee or something.”